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r0ditis:

*casually asks crush when their birthday is so I can figure out their birth chart and see how to attract them and whether or not we’re compatible*

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

irwinhat:

@Michael5SOS: Need….. waffles…..

nightgaunts:

the mark of the beast


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Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’

— Lena Dunham (x)

whores:

You deserve someone who loves you with all their heart, someone who will think about you everytime, someone who will be wondering every minute of the day what you’re doing, where you’re at, who you are with, and how you are. You need someone who helps you make your dreams come true, and make your fears go away. You need someone that treats you with respect, who loves you like no one no matter your flaws. You should be with someone that knows how to make you happy, really happy.

5 Seconds of Summer pose backstage of the iHeartRadio Village in Las Vegas on Saturday, Sept. 20, 2014.

unclefather:

working 9 to 5

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

Real bands save fans, real fans save bands

mukenope:

It’s definitely the glasses that makes him… stable”

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